Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual

Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual

Grey Melange / XS
₹610.00 ₹799.00
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Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual
  • Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual
  • Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual
  • Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual
  • Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual
  • Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual
  • Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual
Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual

Reads The Whole Menu, Orders The Usual

₹610.00 ₹799.00

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Size Chart

Pick your fit. Garment measurements, laid flat — chest is measured across and doubled.

Men’s Classic Crew — regular fit
Size Chest in / cm Length in / cm
XS 36 / 91 25 / 64
S 38 / 97 26 / 66
M 40 / 102 27 / 69
L 42 / 107 28 / 71
XL 44 / 112 29 / 74
2XL 46 / 117 30 / 76
3XL 48 / 122 31 / 79
Women’s Classic Crew — regular fit
Size Chest in / cm Length in / cm
XS 32 / 81 23 / 58
S 34 / 86 24 / 61
M 36 / 91 25 / 64
L 38 / 97 26 / 66
XL 40 / 102 27 / 69
2XL 42 / 107 28 / 71
Unisex Oversized — relaxed fit
Size Chest in / cm Length in / cm
XS 40 / 102 27 / 69
S 42 / 107 28 / 71
M 44 / 112 29 / 74
L 46 / 117 30 / 76
XL 48 / 122 31 / 79
2XL 50 / 127 32 / 81

How to measure

  1. Easiest way: take a t-shirt you already like, lay it flat, and measure it. Then match those numbers to the table above.
  2. Chest: measure straight across, from one underarm seam to the other, then double it.
  3. Length: measure from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, straight down to the hem.

Between two sizes? The oversized fit already runs roomy, so take the smaller one. For the classic crew, take the larger.

Reads every item. Asks two questions about the specials. Orders the same thing as last time.

For the loyal regulars who like to look at their options and then ignore them. Bold front print, soft cotton.

  • 100% cotton, 180 GSM
  • Regular fit, classic crew neck
  • Front print, soft hand feel
  • Cash on delivery available

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