Printed Nonsense started because wearing a t-shirt that said nothing felt like a waste of a perfectly good t-shirt.
Not literally nothing. Nothing real. The same motivational quotes, the superhero knockoffs, "Good Vibes Only" in every font ever made. You go looking for something that sounds like you, find one thing that almost does, and buy the boring one anyway.
We've all been there.
The things that actually make people laugh, wince, and go "yep, that's me" — the 2 AM overthinking, the social battery that died at 6 PM, the snack that was definitely going to be the last one — that's what everyone calls nonsense.
We print it.
If you've ever read something and thought "uncomfortably accurate", you're in the right place.
What you're actually buying
Every t-shirt is 100% cotton at 180 GSM, in a regular classic crew fit, with the design printed on the front so the ink sits in the fabric rather than on top of it. Most are ₹579 to ₹599. A few are oversized, and those say so on the page.
Everything is printed on demand. No warehouse of unsold stock, no leftover boxes, no waste. Your order gets made after you place it and comes straight to you.
Finding your kind of nonsense
Designs are sorted by what they're about rather than by colour. Funny & Witty for the dry one-liners. Deep Thoughts for overthinking and low social batteries. Daily Habits for chai, snacks and running late. Daily Mood for tired, cosy and main-character days. Men's and women's each have their own, so you're never scrolling past things that aren't for you.
The small print, minus the small print
Free shipping across India. Cash on delivery if you'd rather pay when it arrives. Sizes XS to 3XL, with a size chart on every product page. If the fit is wrong, the return policy is in the footer and it's written in plain English.
Original designs. Questionable decisions. Zero regrets.
Welcome to the Nonsense. 🖨️
contact@printednonsense.com